Little Old Women - Sign up now for the ‘Over-the-Hill Olympics’

Donna Sears

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER! How do I know that? It said so, in large print, all over page 25 of the magazine I was paging through in the bathroom this morning. Oh, yah? My number is close to 90 and I doubt that miracle cream will “revive aging skin to look 10 years younger in four weeks,” as advertised.

If their claims were true it would create a rush to cosmetic counters that would rival the running of the bulls in Spain. Hundreds of pint-sized women, like you-know-who, would be trampled in their quest for youth and beauty. Never mind. I’ll just avoid mirrors.

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